Ravens' Football: Everyone is a Comedian

These jokes were sent to me by a friend of mine (tip o' the cap to Mark!) who has been known to cheer for the Ravens. The beauty is you can insert any team name, making them incredibly versatile.

Q: What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Baltimore Ravens

Q: How do you keep a Baltimore Raven out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts

Q: Where do you go in Baltimore in case of a tornado?
A: M&T Stadium - they never have a touchdown there

Q: Why doesn't Annapolis, MD have a professional football team?
A: Because then Baltimore would want one

Q: What's the difference between the Baltimore Ravens and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill

Q: What do the Baltimore Ravens and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Q: What do the Baltimore Ravens and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ!"